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Lotta coffee (lemmy.world)
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[–] 29 points 3 months ago (1 child)

That ain’t marriage material, 10 is only the beginning.

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  • [–] [S] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    When someone asks how much coffee you drink and you respond with a specific milligram of caffeine you intake on average.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Miligram?!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    milligrams of caffeine, not milligrams of coffee. coffee is only about 0.04% caffeine by weight, so a 250mL/8.5oz cup of coffee has about 100mg of caffeine

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hmmm I should maybe do that, I dehydrate yesterday’s pot so I can compress my intake

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    lol one of my friends does this.

    asked me how much caffeine I drink and like idk dude I rebrew my used grounds like a disgusting person does, because it just naturally becomes decaf that way, right?

    then he goes on to say how many mg of caffeine he likes on an average day and how it varies depending on length of work day, intensity, and weekends etc

    aight dude that's way more thought than I put into it, all I know is that I have a caffeine addiction and I'm slowly weaning myself off it

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    • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You don't surf

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    • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This specific joke format is one of my favorites.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Me too, I wish we'd see more of it.

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    • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Reminds me of this old one:

    Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.

    He came back with 6 bottles of milk.

    Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!

    Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sounds like he's a lightweight.

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    • [+] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    short answer no

    long answer in specific medical situations, yes. like, there are heritable heart conditions that you shouldn't have like any caffeine. (i am close to a family where everyone but the folk who married into the family have pacemakers because of it) i'm sure there's other stuff out there, but at a conceptual level for the rest of us no.

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    • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I haven’t slept for 10 days.

    Because that would be too long.

    -Mitch Hedberg

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    https://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine

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