The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.
It's magnificent.
The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.
It's magnificent.

Aw man, Learn to Float is already sold out!
Covered slightly more seriously by the NYT and probably others: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html
You have been blocked from The New York Times because we suspect that you're a robot.
Dammit, foiled agian1
I kind of regret that there's no /r/TotallyNotRobots analog on the Threadiverse, but I suppose that there might not be enough people who want to do casual creative writing to keep it active. !writingprompts@literature.cafe seems to be getting limited traffic.
81k a month?
Fucking hell Im in the wrong field if a stack of yelly bullshit lies is worth that.
Best. News. And Tim Heidecker at the creative helm too!! It’s gonna be so wack!!

Cant wait to put rainbow infowars stickers on all the stop signs with the old stickers on them, nothing like a little maintenance and upkeep
Fucking YESSSSSSZZZZZZZ!!! Now we can all claim Info Wars as our god and savior.
Edit: I hope it goes through.
The licensing deal has been agreed to by The Onion and the court-appointed administrator. But it is not effective until Judge Guerra Gamble approves it, and Mr. Jones could appeal any ruling. That means the fate of Infowars remains in limbo until the court rules, probably sometime in the next two weeks. Mr. Jones continues to operate Infowars.com and host its weekday program, “The Alex Jones Show.”
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially planned to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”
What if......they hired Alex Jones, to play a character named Jones Alex, who does his whole show naked, except for a bowtie?
All the other stuff Tim had planned for the new show, Jones Alex can say. Same show, just evrn more absurd
I've seen this headline five times during the whole process. I'll believe it when it happens.
The fact that this headline came without 500 propaganda articles coming to Jones defense leads me to believe that he's burned all his bridges and nobody is there to rescue him this time.
Infowars.com has a big banner up proclaiming: “The Onion Lies To Internet Again, Falsely Claims Control Over Infowars”
I’ll join in the fist-pumping when that’s gone.
Can't wait for the next Knowledge Fight episode to drop!
Last I heard, Onion CEO Ben Collins was dating Kat Abughazaleh.
Before reading the article, I was going to say make it the same but with different tone. Same lies same everything as to show people it remains the same except for the tone. But nah, this new vision sounds interesting.
This is pretty cool.
Now, is there any way they can hand the day-to-day operations off to Julian Assange?
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