▲ 378 ▼ When your partner asks where you learned that (lemmy.blahaj.zone) submitted 3 months ago by VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 26 comments fedilink hide all child comments Help the horny posters got to me Alt text: The "expanding brain" meme: Small brain: watching porn Normal brain: reading guides online Big brain: being in a relationship Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 73 points 3 months ago (2 children) People thought I was weird for using my tongue to move my mouse pointer, but who's laughing now! permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 27 points 3 months ago* Idk about laughing, but I'm sure someone is making some kind of noises permalink fedilink source parent [–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 child) How waterproof is your laptop? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago thinkpads have legendary water resistance. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 27 points 3 months ago* Idk about laughing, but I'm sure someone is making some kind of noises permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 child) How waterproof is your laptop? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago thinkpads have legendary water resistance. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago thinkpads have legendary water resistance. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] elvith@feddit.org 33 points 3 months ago (2 children) relevant xkcd permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago (1 child) Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy. Everywhere niche science or tech observation, "Xkcd did it" lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] elvith@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 child) "nipple mouse" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse. Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago (1 child) Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy. Everywhere niche science or tech observation, "Xkcd did it" lol permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] elvith@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] elvith@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago Slowly? That was already a trend like 10 years ago. And since the number of xkcd strips only increased since then, it will happen more and more frequently. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 child) "nipple mouse" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse. Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago So far I call it trackpoint, but maybe I’ll try clit mouse. Nipple mouse could get confused with the nipple keys. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago (1 child) Pro tip - use the whole keyboard. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago (1 child) Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago and switch to Jazz if you're getting no feedback at all permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago (1 child) Use Keyboard for agility, play bass for endurance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago and switch to Jazz if you're getting no feedback at all permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago and switch to Jazz if you're getting no feedback at all permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 months ago (1 child) I think 'watching porn' is the wrong answer to just about every question. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 10 points 3 months ago (1 child) What are you doing right now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (1 child) I didn't mean it wasn't the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) ...why? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’ He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 10 points 3 months ago (1 child) What are you doing right now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (1 child) I didn't mean it wasn't the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) ...why? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’ He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (1 child) I didn't mean it wasn't the correct answer, just the wrong thing too say. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) ...why? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’ He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) ...why? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’ He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) I can’t find it right now, but there’s this clip from ages ago where a guy is in his room watching hentai, and there’s a knock at the door followed by ‘what are you doing?’ He stammers, flustered by the situation and chokes out ‘I-uhhh-DRUGS!’ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent [–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] clif@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago "Stephen, what are you doing?" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago I am pretty sure I know the audio, but it was used in a video where the guy was dressed as a hot femboy. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 child) I've lost my clit :( permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 17 points 3 months ago Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone [S] 17 points 3 months ago Tbf a lot of people seem to struggle finding it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago My skills were granted to me through the devine providence of the autism gods. Presumably as some sort of sick joke as I'm basically incapable of talking to anyone I find sexuslly attractive. permalink fedilink source
[–] Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago Do y'all also stroke the laptop's frame when it does it's job well? permalink fedilink source
[–] Hxrmit@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago Do y'all also tease the ports before plugging them? permalink fedilink source
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 point 3 months ago My brother did me a favor by tearing that thing off. permalink fedilink source
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