I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!

If you have been wrongly executed, please call 1-800-555-GOWRON

My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They're just using his image for advertising purposes, but you'll never get to meet him, and he won't go to court with/for you.

Ch'Pok had a more modest practice, but he'll represent you personally.

My father was once falsely accused of being a bak'targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.

Transporter buffer imprisonment

This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.

Console explosion

Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.