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The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 15 points 2 years ago

“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What in the goddamn?

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    • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Your a fink, dig.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Nobody's dick's that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Hail Krabsar

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    "We can't let Neptune do all the work."

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    [+] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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