▲ 475 ▼ Apple fail ✂ (quokk.au) submitted 4 months ago by restingOface@quokk.au to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 15 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] s@piefed.world 55 points 4 months ago (1 child) The red finger holes may be in separate planes permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children) They are old school scissors that have flat handles that dont intersect yep. So it would look like dis: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] notabot@piefed.social 35 points 4 months ago (1 child) That still wouldn't help, as you'd crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they'd need to actually close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much permalink fedilink source parent [–] Exulion@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children) Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago no permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago a wizard did it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children) They are old school scissors that have flat handles that dont intersect yep. So it would look like dis: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] notabot@piefed.social 35 points 4 months ago (1 child) That still wouldn't help, as you'd crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they'd need to actually close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much permalink fedilink source parent [–] Exulion@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children) Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago no permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago a wizard did it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] notabot@piefed.social 35 points 4 months ago (1 child) That still wouldn't help, as you'd crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they'd need to actually close. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much permalink fedilink source parent
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Exulion@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (2 children) Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago no permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago a wizard did it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago a wizard did it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago To support your claim this is an Apple fail: permalink fedilink source
[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago If you spell scissors backwards and with a stutter, you get: srossici sici sics... Where we really this blind? Anyways, illuminati confirmed permalink fedilink source
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago They've been lying to us the whole time! permalink fedilink source
[+] mika_mika@lemmy.world -15 points 4 months ago (2 children) If you recognize these things as scissors the emoji can't really be called a fail in all fairness. Whoever felt any sort of smug for this has a mental illness. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago Sir, this is a shitpost permalink fedilink source parent [–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago First sentence: fair point permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago First sentence: fair point permalink fedilink source parent
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