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Gender dysphoria :3

class consiousness

Procrastination.

Speaking Esperanto.

PTSD

IBS

Diabetes

He just starts questioning his choices and he is not even sure he should finish out the rest of the adventure

BPD. Kirby now has BPD.

I like how everyone is just listing mental illnesses.

At least we're all in good company...

Ability to silent faster than others speak.

Anxiety

ADHD

Insatiable appetite for whiskey, meat, and boobs.

Also shooting fire from his mouth, but I think he's already got that covered.

Insomnia

Autism

Depression and an unfortunate amount of knowledge on cults.

Procrastination

He becomes a "Sheldon" without any of the positive traits.

He can forget what someone is saying to them whilst they are still saying it, even if he is trying to pay attention.

Massive dong

The ability to be tranquilized by coffee, durability, not having to eat much, and disease resistance.

Transmissible spongiform encephalopathie

Hummingbird phobia.

The ability to fall asleep in 10 minutes flat.

Depression and beer.

He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.

Dementia.

It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.

If it’s a Ritalin-free day, he’s an oblivious himbo that just eats fast food and fucks around all day.

ADHD