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[–] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself...

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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  • Are we still doing phrasing?

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    If you add "ing" to a noun it is the verb form. Thus using Edge is Edging

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I totally already use this for work and I work in a VERY serious industry... if anything it's catching on haha

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You and your coworkers are all Edging at work?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, and we all really enjoy it. Especially when compared to googling!

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is gonna be millennials in about 10 years. Gen-Z is already making fun of millennial core.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Pfft, millennial slang is so weird. I mean, what's updog?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I disagree completely. Millennials on average make an effort to embrace gen-z slang. And millenials actually respect the fact that new gens have new lingo. And they're open to change. Boomers just fucking hate all newer gen lingo and think that their language is superior because boomers only care about themselves. I think millenials will continue to be flexible when it comes to adopting newer slang. Sure. Younger gens will always make fun of the olds, and that's to be expected, and it's understandable, but it won't be nearly as bad as millenials making fun of their boomer parents for being completely tone deaf.

    Also, what is updog?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Millennial here. I dislike gen z talk. It adds noise. Fr fr, no cap

    Why use many words when few do trick.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    things do seem to be getting dumber...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    And then there's us Gen-X folk standing off to the side watching other generations bitch at each other because they always forget about us. Maybe we just need to be called "The Forgotten Generation".

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Why would I need to show you when you already spy on me?

    Checkmate.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago*

    Microsoft is thrilled to announce a new scripting engine: the Full Automation Platform. Do routine maintenance tasks bore you? Why not FAP instead? Want an offline media library? A few minutes' effort and you'll be FAPing to thousands of pictures and videos from all over the web. You can even FAP with friends and coworkers thanks to our online code-sharing platform! Just set up an account with our Command Line Interface Tool Online Repository for Information Sharing and your FAPing knows no bounds. Microsoft: Show us how you FAP!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Uuuuuummmm... 👀... you sure?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    May be better suited to lemmynsfw.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It's fake...

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    You just need to know the exact right moment to pull off.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It’s a dumb, hopeful prompt, as usual for social media managers.

    Tangentially, I’m not sure I get the continued Edge hate. It’s not as nice as Firefox, but I’d gladly choose Edge over Chrome when using a site that requires WebKit. It at least means tabs go to sleep, and Microsoft gets to remove Google’s tracking (and, admittedly, add their own)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    (not trolling, genuinely curious) how does edge help with anything WebKit? i thought it uses Chromium under the hood too

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have been using edge for more it’s bing chat engine to make the ai make my fetish materials

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