NATO isn't even there for helping to attack a random country without any good reason.

Yup… but could he really ride a bike? That would be really funny to see.

Imagine if NATO countries invaded the USA for it's oil and use the fact that it has a fascist regime and that it spends more money on weapons than investing in it's people.

Imagine if the first thing they did was bombing a literal school full of children.

Gonna be hilarious if the coalition negotiates re-opening the Straits of Hormuz in exchange for sanctions against the US.

Change the first panel

"Im going to invade two NATO countries"

Not pictured: Israel telling him to put the sick in the spokes.

Didn’t you hear tho? He didn’t even want to ask Europe, but went ahead anyway with the worst sales pitch (on purpose, 8D chess move) as a courtesy, which they told him no thank you sir but thank you for asking sir, omg it was so funny because he didn’t even need to ask them. What losers!!!

It’s like the asshole who invites people to his house and then says he didn’t even like them anyway and asked them as a joke when no one shows.

NATO is a fucking defensive pact. It should not help with attacking a nation.

For the same reason Russias aversion against Ukraine joining NATO only makes sense if they planed on attacking Ukraine (which they did, big surprise).

Honestly the center panel is enough in itself.

Slopidy slopidy slop