Other 25%: uhh, no… shifts uncomfortably in their seat and coughs

I'm not much for forcing things on others, but what if just this once, we hotbox the entire country for one day?

I wish but I shouldn't with my psychosis

I read "fully half" as actually >50%, not rounding up

You know, a whole half.

As opposed to "almost half".

Especially considering about half of the states have legal weed, and non legal states are surrounded by legal states.

Eh, I tend to not like it anymore, I say as if I didn't have some within arm's reach. I've not actually smoked any in about three months.

If you're in the US you haven't lost yet. Still federally illegal, so you're still breaking federal law in legal States.

Least you can smoke about your mistakes.

I bet more folks lied before though.

All the cool kids are boofing weed.

Don't be a square, put this edible in your butthole.

Halfy half would be 25%

yeah, like, fully, brah.

50% of the time, all of the time

If you're not in a legal state, look into delta-8 products. They're derived from hemp instead of cannabis, so they're legal in most places (in the US, at least), and they contain THC delta-8, which is a very slightly different molecule from the THC found in cannabis. Different enough that it's legal enough to be sold in gas stations and smoke shops.

I find that they tend to have a lot of the pain relief and relaxation effects of normal cannabis, but without nearly as much of the psychoactive components. You can still get high on delta-8 products if you really want to, but it requires a lot more product than regular cannabis to get to that point, so it's not a financially sound way to get high.

You can get delta-8 in a lot of different types of products, from edibles to vape liquids to hemp flower that you basically smoke like regular weed. Personally, I'd recommend the vape products, as they tend to go into effect quickly and it's pretty easy to control your dosage with them.

Half of survey respondents admitted to peeing in the shower, the other half are dirty liars.

I was sober, and I felt nothing my first time, either.

You didn't inhale properly; nobody does their first time. Cause otherwise you would have definitely felt it since alcohol intensifies the high.

Try again. It can take 2-4 attempts before you get the technique down and are able to actually feel something.

Go around back your local Outback/Applebees/Chili's about 10 minutes after close. Find the guy smoking the cigarette with long hair and ask if he listens to Electric Wizard. The rest will come naturally