Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

I bet she didn't even tip.

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

Perhaps this single mother should've tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.

Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.

Single Mother

One Corpse....

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich

Jesus

Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you'll get your lost rent money back.

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...

Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.