To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast By Gabriel T. Rubin WSJ A customer shops for eggs in Austin, Texas. (Brandon Bell/Getty Images)

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[–] 45 points 3 years ago

To Save Money, Maybe You Should Organize a Violent Revolt Against the Capitalist Class

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  • [–] 37 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    β€œTo Save Money, Maybe You Should Starve” β€” US foreign policy

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    The next article will be complaining about millennials killing the egg industry

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  • "You will eat shit and die before we pay you your worth"

    -Owners of WSJ

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago*

    2 months later

    β€œMillennials and GenZ are destroying the Breakfast Market”

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    People will let the elites talk to them like that actually. I am sure the WSJ could print an article saying "let rich people shit in your mouth, a solution to hunger" and people will still take it.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's because they think the elites have "the secret" to getting rich, and that by listening to them and following their advice, they can become a billionaire too.

    Of course, the "secret" is having rich parents, but they never mention that part...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Of course, the β€œsecret” is having rich parents, but they never mention that part

    "But but but Gates started in his mum's garage! And dropped out of college! And Musk also started in a garage! And have you seen Bezos' first office! It was just a shitty desk in a supply closet! They worked hard, you're just jealous!!111"

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    What's the full article say? I can only see the beginning of it

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    Impressive. Very nice. Let's see the author's net worth

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Article: maybe you should skip breakfast to save money

    Bacon and Eggs suppliers: supply skyrockets while demand falls

    Article: Please start eating breakfast!

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Next thing you know the article will read "To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Eating" just so the rich can blame the poor for the crumbling economy that was/is actually caused by them doing the very bare minimum to support it.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    Loss of appetite is already a common symptom of depression, so nobody needs to give the lower classes this advice; it is redundant.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Wonna know what really helps again poverty?

    Real estate

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  • I’ve already been doing this for a while and you don’t see me bragging about it

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    i may have a wrong impression but dont europeans go very light on breakfast already?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Compared to Americans? Probably.

    I don't know how representative I am for the average European but I usually have some eggs or a cup of skyr with fruits and/or oats for breakfast.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What is skyr? Is it like yogurt? Is it nice?

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