Don’t all rush … over 120kg of cocaine packages have washed up on NSW (Australia) beaches over the last few days.

Members of the public keep finding 39kg packages and I can’t help thinking “surely they’d have packed them rounded up to 40kg” … and wondering where the missing 1kg is …

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[–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Genuinely thought "King Tides and Cyclone Jasper" was the name of some drug syndicate.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The title makes it sound like bags of cocaine naturally come from the ocean.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How long until “Cocaine Shark”?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Sharknado IV VII: Sharricaine

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    How many have been submitted into evidence?

    "what are you talking about? what cocaine bricks?"

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    We all know the narco sharks took their cut.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    This news article brought to you by: THE WAR ON DRUGS.

    We may not have won the war yet, but stupid government officials are going to keep trying!

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  • Square grouper, nice.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Also, cocaine dolphins. Hundreds of them need your cocaine donations. If they don't get the cocaine they need within 25 hours, they will probably end up in a gangbang somewhere, just swimming life away like aquatic savages.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Lemme at that free cocaine.

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