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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Needs more baguette!

    Thanks DALL-E

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Also he steals her child

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damn the Bible really is brutal

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    could be worse like making her american

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34

    Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Looks more Dutch than French to me.

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    Jesus is holding baby jesus

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this

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  • It's super effective!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Is the baby France?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I mean why do you think she's crying?

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