For my own sanity:

Hear me out, Elastigirl has the ability to stretchify her body which means it's a conscious decision to have an absolute badonkadonk.

I still remember when reddit got thirsty for Hiro's mom from Big Hero 6.

useless 'nobody'

Don't fall for the propaganda. Learn the truth: https://youtu.be/oRQVl8Fmg4U

sigh bapanada