Customers love that it sucks.

Surely a company who makes a percentage of the total sale price would have no perverse incentive to create an algorithm that artificially sugar coats reviews. /s

Customers love the design choices and the screen brightness. Customers also really like the device weight and portability. Customers are unhappy with spontaneous battery fires and report several house fires. Customers are happy with the warranty policy, unless they're a homeowner. The red and black model is very popular.

Space heater with data storage features

Lmao

What's a das? Or is it a typo for NAS?

They say they like the included piss bottle. They say its good as long as they don't have to wait 3 whole days for their landfill product. Customers love employee suffering.

Do macbooks even have vents? I don't think you can effectively help cool them with a cooling pad.