Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?
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Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
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Mrs Claus?
Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
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Also NSFW
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It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?
The creature or something, I dunno.
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...
Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
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