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[–] 68 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The creature or something, I dunno.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

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    No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Santa is coming to town :3

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    Capitalism breeds innovation

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Por que no los dos

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    In case Santa is bulimic?

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