all 34 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

    Maybe boiled it?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

    This looks like old person knees.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    It has to be a joke.

    But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

    I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

    Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Keep the man away, for sure.

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

    The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

    Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.

    But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

  • source
  • parent
  • [+] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    You poison him so he can't leave?

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

  • source
  • Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

  • source
  • Why are there down votes?

    Is this not shitty enough for you?

    You people are hard to please.

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Why is every boomer meme always "Wif bad. get in kichen"

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago
    [+] 1 point 2 years ago