Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam

In a British supermarket I've seen pork tenderloin labelled

not vegan
not vegetarian
not halal
gluten-free

There's already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn't I eat the Legos?

Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮

I know some people can be very very stupid, but I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to eat a piece of British food.

Ironic you're posting this at Christmas time, since a British Christmas dinner is a gift from God himself that mankind is unworthy to enjoy.

We live in a world where we have to repeat to some people over and over again: "The Joker is NOT a role model".

Should say American food since most of it is actual poison and the UK regulates carcinogens in their food unlike the FDA in the US...

British is a nationality it encompasses English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish.

I wonder what country OP is from...