Looks absolutely radiant.

Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph

You know it's legit because it's heavy.

That reddit watermark always makes me cringe

Madame Curie’s exclusive balm

LPT: If it tells you to "drop and run", it's because the owner is trying to stop you from stealing it.

But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.

it'll positively make you glow!

It probably has asbestos in it (no really).

Don't open it

Oooh, a real Drop and Run! Expensive taste

Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.

I never get any of the cool shit from cereal brands.

Your GF is glowing.

Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.

I now know what I must do 😎☢️

That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn't it?

If you strap this to your balls you'll shoot loads like the Hulk.

Crack it open!