"No". But also imagine how funny it would be if he shit himself again and told all the reporters to get out of the office right after saying "my fellow americans"

His polling won't get worse because no one will report how bad it is.

Gallup already said they won't cover it.

Absolutely, how could he not with his mellifluous voice, engrossing prose, and erudite wit?

No!

Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

I'm pretty sure his numbers are tanking because more and more people are able to see through his bullshit.

I thought polls weren’t allowed anymore? I hope his dementia takes over and he starts rambling about the good ol kid raping and murdering days.

No. Anyone who tunes in will see how demented he is. The news has been carefully editing his speeches to seem coherant.

Kinda hope he's assassinated during it