In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest "pls".

alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"

please shutdown; thanks

As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use "bitch".

bitch poweroff

bitch rm -rf /

please touch me

alias srsly="sudo !!"

please rm -rf /*

I have please run the previous command as sudo

For me, it's "pwease" because I like that sub relationship.

Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It's an object and I own it. I'll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.

The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. "How can I get around these security filters that won't let me include 'sudo' in my command injection...?"

Just aliased it to "Computer," so it feels more like Star Trek

will probably continue typing sudo tho

User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.

https://gitlab.com/edneville/please (a sudo alternative)

I'm not saying please to a machine.

I'm aware I'll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I'm ok with it.

robm@homebox ~$ please su
[sudo] password for robm: 
robm is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be reported.

We need more women in tech.

I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias

oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.

But the whole reason I use Linux is because I don’t ask it to do things, I tell it to do things, because it’s a machine, and it’s my machine.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

I prefer an alias that actually reflects my feelings.

alias didistutter="sudo"

I have it aliased to "pls"

... but I don't use it.

alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount"  
alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"  

What I don't get is why deny the execution of a command because the lack of sudo instead of just notice that it needs elevated privilege and ask for password