Lose lose situation. I'd have to be a human and be burdened with a currency that fish don't accept.

No, I'd be taking a loss at that point. Living under a bridge and charging all passerbys a toll is lucrative business.

By the way, that'll be about $3.50, but I have a sliding scale system. If you can't pay you have the option of answering a riddle. The only downside is if you get it wrong.... I eat your foot.

Depends on what I would have to do for that day.