Capitalist pig says buy our product or else. Story at 11.

"You know who doesn't buy my drugs? Maidenless losers." Said every drug dealer in history. It's not even good marketing hype, it's just sad at this point.

I for one do not welcome these AI overlords. Get fucked.

heroin entrepreneur says all the cool kids are doing heroin

Eat shit Georgie.

He seems to have a financial incentive to say this.

Oh boy, it's time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

Can I get left behind?

FOMO, fear of missing out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fomo

"My farts smell nummy" - George Osborne

Shiiit,

Don't threaten me with a good time

Leave my country behind thanks!

I can do without this flavour of development: wealth concentration, surveillance, censorship, and inevitable enshitification

Call me in 20-30 years when its testing grounds have been burned down and its a client side only, fully open sourced consumer favored code

Don't need or want your Ai slop enshitified distopian dream thanks, Mr/Mrs dozen golden parachute packing multi-billionaire wannabe CEO

"Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge"

Holding on to one's preferred human culture and values is not being 'left behind' in any sense ... they may in fact be 'left ahead'.

That OpenAI that is strugglin to make any money out of their tech and will probably go bankrupt in a year? Ok

lol

Suck my LLM (Long Lingual Mallet)

"left behind" sure I think most of the world is fine with that.

Going by the headline alone, fearmongering at best.

Hey it's Emily from Emily's Bags of Rice and I'm here to give you a totally unbiased warning: if you don't buy my bags of rice you'll regret it! Buy my product or you'll definitely die! Trust me, I know because I'm smart.

What is a post doing on Lemmy's top list with a minus 56 reputation?