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[–] 73 points 5 months ago (1 child)

That's a beach chair umbrella, it's a straight rod. He's just pinching it with his buttcheeks, like that picture of Tarzan swinging from a vine while carrying Jane in both arms.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I love that we edge ever closer to 'Darnak and Jalad at Tenagra' style meme-talking now.

    shakes head Tarzan swinging from vine, holds Jane in both arms.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Even if it’s just a straight rod, if a strong headwind blows he’s gonna have a bad time.

    The way to do this right is to strap it to your neck to keep it from tipping.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I was thinking his hat was one of those fisherman’s hats that has the chin strap that usually is gathered up by the brim, and the pole of the umbrella was passed through that to steady the sway, but sadly I think that’s just the clasp to hold the umbrella closed.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    No, no, no. It goes all the way to the front and plugs in. Better connection.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Tell me you were never at a beach without telling you were never at a beach.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    This is how blunder woman did it.

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