landlord (quokk.au)
submitted 6 months ago by [M] to c/mop@quokk.au
 

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[–] 25 points 6 months ago

Of course, the new landlord needs money to pay for inheritense taxes... next time better make sure the first landlord disapear in a way so it is not sure if they are dead or not... so that inheritense would at least take 10 years...

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Nonsense.

    If anything, getting away with a whole ass murder only means your far better at it than the average person.

    And that’s not counting what you learned from the first time

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Do it with a hook from a step so they start looking for a six foot seven guy with a hook hand.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dude I know a six foot seven guy with a hook hand and he's really sweet do it from two steps

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Does he keep bees by any chance?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    I don't get it can someone explain?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    The joke is that they killed the first landlord. Because you assume up until the end that they died from someone else.

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