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Melania Trump Boasts Her Flop Documentary Will Have Spinoff Series (www.thedailybeast.com)
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More blatant bribery, as she tries to set up a luxury lifestyle after her husband dies

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[–] 46 points 5 months ago (1 child)

"Money Laundering The Movie" is getting a mini series, "Money Laundering The Mini Series: The Search For More Money From Bezos".

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    • [+] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)
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    • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Optimistic, to expect that both of the people who watched the movie will also stay for a whole series.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    No, entirely realistic. She knows for a fact that Amazon never expected to make money from this thing. Of the $75m they spent, over a third of that went directly into her pocket. The documentary is just a vehicle for laundering a bribe.

    She's not saying "People want more of my documentary." She's saying "Amazon are going to give me and my husband more money."

    I wonder what specific piece of regulatory capture Amazon will be getting in return this time?

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    • [–] 19 points 5 months ago

    Make Fuck: Get Green Card, the series

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    This looks like a pay off using a movie as the mechanism.

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    These people are delusional

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    • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    In Lowersaxony, a northern state of germany, three people was watching the movie, so they stopped showing it. It was hilarious.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Just gonna add something in case anyone gets concerned. Upper Germany refers to the southern Germany due to that being where the Highlands and mountains are, lower Germany refers to the flatlands and coastal regions in the north it also historically included the Benelux region.

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    • [–] 10 points 5 months ago*

    fuck sake, we neither asked for it nor wanted it I do not care about this illegal immigrants life

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    A spin off the great documentary that has the cosmopolitan charm of an airline advertisment? I'm sitting on hot coals!

    Srsly I thought she had slightly more intelligence than her husband, but apparently The Endgame Grift is infectious.

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    • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    You didn't watch the movie, so here's a series for you not to watch!

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    More blatant bribery, as she tries to set up a luxury lifestyle after her husband dies

    That sort of depends on how her husband dies.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Huge success in Guantanamo I guess.

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    [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    LOL, arrest all of these fuckers. The entire crime family.

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    [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Great all that stolen extorted whatever money is put to good use. I am so fucking glad 😊

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    [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Her journey from insane asylum to chain migration.

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