Fuckin hell I was literally just checking on mine lmao

‘My package was on the other coast 15 min ago. I wonder if it’s in my city now.’

Fuck you FEDEX

It'll leave new Jersey any second now Aaaany second now (Package has been in new Jersey since October)

I've made refund for package lost in delivery and it was delivered to me after 6 months after refund, this happened to me more than once

My last package just arrived like 30 minutes ago :)

Mine is supposed to arrive within 5 hours from now but hasn't been shipped. Unless a wizard is teleporting it to my door, that sounds like bullshit to me.

"Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It'll be fun 💖"

I feel so good having ordered last month, all presents were done at the latest 15th of this month. I'm so happy with myself since I remember the stress from previous years

I've been waiting for a package since the end of November, and I checked it again just to spite you

And I complain because they put it in front of my screen door so I can’t get out.

I need to check my privilege.