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[–] 49 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Too bad you can't say "fuck" on the Internet

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    every time i see f.ck i ask myself whats the point?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Oh no, now you've done it! I've reported you to the Internet police!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago*

    Internet police here. Stay calm, hands where I can see them. Now, this is how this is gonna go: there isn't much I can do now as I wasn't personally here 7 hours ago when you called but I'll make sure to jot down some loose notes on this here notepad while I take your declaration. Then I'm gonna go ahead and misremember it all when I write a report no one will bother to read... Maybe put up some cameras around for next time, I don't know. Just remember, we're here to help.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Imagine: it's 100+ degrees out, all those dudes in suits are sweating their balls off.

    And you're nice and comfortable in your air conditioned barrel.

    😌

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that's a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Apparently this was a punishment for drunkards in parts of Europe and supposedly some parts of the US.

    [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkard%27s_cloak](Drunkards Cloak)

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    How is it a punishment if it looks so dope?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn't sit down comfortably.. you'd have to lay down and pray you don't roll away while you're suspended inside by you neck and angles.. but I guess looking good is never easy

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    I was fucking so wrong when i said that the 1990's were about as good as it gets for fashion.

    It was actually the 1490's

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The only issue I see is I can't use my phone wearing a barrel.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    My Tinder profile says “barrel cheated” but they always seem surprised somehow

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Omg I love your new barrel, where did you get it?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    Looks like Dark Souls armor

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