This just means they're going to bring their war against America to other cities. Prepare by organizing your neighborhood. That means a local signal chat, explanations of how to respond to short and long whistle blasts, and preparation to get people to respond on a moment's notice

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[–] 56 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It would be best if they left earth

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 6 months ago

    Call your rep and senators and ask that ICE and the Border Patrol be prosecuted for levying war against the United States. Point out their armament, military-style uniforms, and propensity to shoot people.

    I don't expect success quickly, but it's in the realm of possibility

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I hear the sun is nice this time of year

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    "Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's discretion. Nuh-uh. Look, hey. If all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, a plague of madness. In fact, very few, very few of us here are actually mentally ill. I'm not saying you're not mentally ill, for all I know, you're crazy as a loon. But that's not why you're here. That's not why you're here. That's not why you're here! You're here because of the system."

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    FYI, the official White House statement on this is, it's the sanctuary city's fault that ICE murdered those people.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u1KrIgiBx4

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Yeah, Todd Flintstone, Trump's lawyer, that guy that's Fred's uglier, stupider, and more violent younger brother, was on TV Sunday morning, blaming it all on Minnesota not letting their law enforcement support ICE. That's why this happened, it's all the Mayor's and the Governor's fault.

    There are 3000 ICE Apes in Minneapolis, and the police department has 600 officers. Why can't a massive force of 3000 protect themselves? Why do they need 600 cops to protect them?

    Or maybe they just want scapegoats to blame their murders on. Turns out, they'll blame the cops anyway.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Be a lot cooler if they couldn't leave because they'd been arrested for participating in organized kidnapping and murder.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    How does one respond to short and long whistle blasts ?

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 6 months ago

    If you're a citizen, you show up. Fast. Short blasts means they're present. Long ones mean they're actively trying to grab somebody. So be prepared to follow with a bike or car until they leave the neighborhood on short.

    The idea is to create a crowd substantially larger than the ICE snatch team. This tends to deter them from acting. You record them if you can.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe they'll go back to the border.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Some agents. Unless it’s all agents, they can fuck right off with this nonsense.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    "Controversial".

    Say "controversial" one more goddamned time...

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Good opportunity to check their papers before they flee town

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Gotta keep rotating the Death Squads, before they start murdering the local prostitutes.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    “Controversial” eh? That’s an interesting way to spell “Nazi”

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Sources familiar with the matter say his balls froze off.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Wish it would be more of them.

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  • Too late...

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