before it ends?

tourists are visiting to experience the "local wildlife in a zoo" before extinction.

Ngl it doesn't feel like a joke lmao

If a friend told me they were "visiting the US before it ends" I would have thought they were being dead serious

If the dude visits California I'll toss him a beer and we can toast to a sinking ship together.

SHIT

Many years ago, during the cold war, a travel agency in the US used the slogan "Visit Europe as long as it still exists". Looks like the tables have turned.

I mean, I think the same thing before I visit coastal cities

A week or two ago I saw (eu) a quick sale freezer packed to the brim with Dr Oetker American style pizzas (The Boxes have Stars and Stripes all over em of course).

Ppl fkn had it.

before it ends? It's fucking over.