The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.
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Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.
Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.
Gooning:
masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure
I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol
No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.
I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.
This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.
[We didn't start the fire](We Didn’t Start the Fire https://share.google/rITfDo2jfcUB6gBlo)
Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.
Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?
What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that
Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I'm no jive turkey anymore either.
Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.
The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.
that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it
Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles
Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.
Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.
I made a helpful table
| Activity Type | Visual Stimulation | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gooning | Mental | Required (Typically porn) | Long |
| Masturbating | Physical | Optional | Long OR Short |
I'm gooning every day
Because I scare away
I smell like fish fillet
Because I have no job
My favourite rapper is pat god
My favourite streamer is kai cenat

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