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[–] 123 points 6 months ago (7 children)

The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.

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  • [–] 58 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They think they invented “random” humor

    Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.

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    [–] 90 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.

    Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.

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    [–] 52 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Gooning:

    masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure

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    [–] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.

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    [–] 30 points 6 months ago

    The kids are alright.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.

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    [–] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    The future leaders of the world.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Glasgow Gooners!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    That teacher is rethinking his whole life.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Class survey?

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  • uh oh, if it isn't the uni I went to

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    I'm gooning every day

    Because I scare away

    I smell like fish fillet

    Because I have no job

    My favourite rapper is pat god

    My favourite streamer is kai cenat

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    music to my ears

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