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[–] 59 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This reminds of me of when Shaq almost convinced Charles Barkley to use #onlyfans on his social media posts suggesting only Barkley's true fans should respond or comment.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't onlyfans for people who are getting rid of their air conditioning because of the environmental effects of freon and the excess electricity use?

    If you are against global warming and believe in caring for the environment, please visit onlyfans.com

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Yes. That's why it's so funny. Shaq knew exactly what he was doing. Good promotion to help the environment either way.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Only downside is with global warming and no air conditioning the studios they use are typically warmer then people are used to, as a result you won't see many of their talents wearing sweaters or jackets...

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    https://cornhub.website/

    (Edit: Warning: not NSFW per se, but may attract a few weird looks (and make you start furiously masturbating on the train))

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • [–] 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    oh God when I was like 7 and on my grandma's computer I was looking at hamster photos for a D.A.R.E. anti drug box thing and I scrolled so far that Google images weren't that good anymore and I saw like 10 of these memes by that point, anyways long story short I fell for it lmao

    also, a sidenote about the DARE program, I wrote this comment while stoned

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    When I was of a similar age I received an email purporting to be from a woman who said that she was wearing no clothes, visible on her website. I clicked the link - not sure why; that kind of thing didn't much interest me at that age - and was presented with an adult woman wearing naught but high heels.

    I responded to her email scolding her for her false claims. Shoes were still clothes. I never got a response for some reason.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    This is the most autistic thing you could've done. On a related note on autism, which Fallout game is your favorite

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure I've only played 4. However, based on your username, I'm guessing you're not without bias on the matter.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Fallout 2 personally. Was moreso making a joke about how the Fallout community is like 25 percent autists.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Have you thought about the fact that you're on lemmy?

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You won't fool me. That's outside of the fediverse. I'll take c/hamster or nothing.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I had seen this back on Reddit several years ago, and I didn't know and fell for it.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    If you stand against western capitalism, then I would encourage you to boycott American and British goods and show your support by visiting banGBUS.com

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    If you're outraged at any of the prior links, direct complaints to whitehouse.com

    Also, if you need a new pen, Pen Island will have all your pen needs beat: penisland.com

    You might need a time machine for these, though.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago*

    And for cute extra happy hamsters, try xhamster gay! :)

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    X is a Roman number meaning 10, so it's 10 hamsters! What a bargain!

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  • [+] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    For people that actually want something like that, check out !taneggs@lemmy.ca

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I wonder how much traffic Xvideos gets from twitter

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Make sure to share this site with your parents so you can enjoy cute animal pics during the family reunion!

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    It wants me to upload my ID... I don't think I should look.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    God Lord there's penice! 

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    It's for beavers

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Already knowing where it'd take me, I did it anyway just to make sure...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    what about "xohamster"?

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