+1 point for colour-matching the bath

-1 for not colour-matching the toilet

"Hello? Rebecca? Can you bring me some toilet paper?"

I can just picture the 1974 blue collar guy crawling under the house running the wire for this congratulating himself for being a genius. Absolutely something my dad would do.

In case of half an emergency?

We had a land line on the wall next to my parent's bathroom toilet at one house in 2006. I was always curious about it. It did not help that their bathroom was huge and the toilet was right as you walked in and walled on 3 sides.

That house also had a stripper pole on a platform in the loft.

I worked in a recording studio with a telephone in the bathroom. Famously, John Mellencamp used it once as a private place to make calls.