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[–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If your sushis are made of bread, I'm both disgusted and excited by this novel approach

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Starch, not bread. In the case of sushi, that'd be rice.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ah, OK. Spaghetti bolognese is nth-dimensional shenanigans then

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't know if you've ever seen sushi before but typically the rice isn't on the outside.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    Maybe you live inside a giant sushi, and topologically this is equivalent to the sushi encompassing the rest of the world, including raw fish.

    Makes you think.

    ETA: no, doesn't make you think at all, actually.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This implies that rigatoni is sushi while California rolls are not. Interesting

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    Calzone is just a bread bowl pushed over.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Hotdogs are tacos and corn dogs are calzones.

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  • What is a pizza if not a big piece of toast?

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