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[–] 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The US system is a source a bewilderment to the rest of us.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Sorry, we accidentally released a beta democracy into production.

    Planned changes include:

    • bugfix: remove unneeded electoral college (slows progress down)
    • bugfix: replace current hard-set limit on House with dynamic value that grows with population
    • feat: add protection for voting rights to system firmware/constitution (current piecemeal legislative approach is difficult to optimize)
    • bugfix: set polling location availability by population density, not population wealth
    • feat: implement ranked-choice election system (deprecates first-past-the-post)
    • feat: implement consequences for criminal actions taken by people who are white and conservative

    Unfortunately, these changes are not yet available, but these and more will become possible to implement if we fucking vote like our country depends on it at every level.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I appreciate the well formatted commit message. A shame that some of the maintainers aren't interested in accepting fixes.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The original spec must be interpreted literally by the letter.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    "The founding maintainers were perfect in every way and their vision doesn't need adjustment!"

    "Their vision included the need for adjustment? Nah, that's just propaganda from trolls."

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    The headline reads like satire.

    It's not satire.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Lmfao, he's running as a Democrat. He's going to get crucified by liberals.

    John apparently didn't read the conservative memo - crooks, criminals, rapists, pedos, and murderers are supposed to run as a Republican. They love that sort of "quality" candidate - he may have actually had a shot over there.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You apparently don't know much about Chicago Democrats. They're buddy-buddy with the CPD. The article even mentions that soon-to-be Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot let this guy off the hook in a disciplinary case in a former position she held. This guy will do just fine if he wins the election. Hopefully, reporting on him and his crimes will prevent that, but he won't be stopped by Chicago Dems.

    I'm from Chicago. It's a great city in many respects, but its quite racist and the CPD is notoriously so. One of the worst police forces in any major U.S. city.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I didn't realize Chicago Dems were that bad. That really sucks. Is it just the people in power or the voting populace as well?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can't speak for the voting populace. Chicago politics are a freakin' travesty and have been for as long as I've been alive. It's a Blue city and pretty decent on many other political issues, but the PD is ridiculously corrupt and racist, and they've had their fingers on political levers for ages.

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  • [+] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I fucking hope they did. I haven’t lived in Chicago for years, but I balked when I read about that. What a fucking disgrace. This is why I never liked Lori Lightfoot. I don’t know how you can be a Black politician in Chicago and go light on the CPD over a fucking secret prison. Total garbage.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_history_of_Chicago

    Yeah. The first two sentences are "Democrats" and "corrupt".

    Chicago politics.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Long time one party rule is a guaranteed breeding ground of corruption, no matter the party, but goddamn, the Chicago Democrats are something special.

    I think there's even a valid case from the left to accuse them of culturally appropriating large aspects La Cosa Nostra heritage and culture, all while keeping a straight face.

    Maybe not Capone, but definitely an argument for Stolen Lansky Valor. All the pencil whipping corruption, but none of the swag.

    Swagged out

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    ACAB all the way. Please don't let him near the bench.

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