Is this some UTC joke I'm too PDT to understand?

It's 9am but i'll go with it

Ya but did you know tractors used to have reins?

Here's the article for further research.

Dude it's only 5pm EST and you want me to sleep?

It's 9am and i wish i'm sleeping.

1:30AM is your bed O'clock? what a cool duck.

Thanks, I will, cute and dangerous duck.

18:30 in Brazil! Too early!

Its 3am, and I'm on a 12hr overnight work shift.

Fits CEST so ur absolutely right mr. duck.

no

Am procrastinating sleep, have to get up in 6 hours. oh fine, you cute lil duckie, you win.

Thank you <3

nuh uh