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[–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

Can't really tell either, would need to see more exhibits to make sure. But one thing is for sure, with a perfect ass like yours you can sit as freaky as you want. 😘

Even though I admit right after waking up it took my brain a second or two to get your limbs into the right order.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I mean it's not quite as twisty but I do have another pose...!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You really are a people pleaser, aren't you? 😍

    Twisty or not, this one is breathtaking again. And it tickles my mind, making me wonder how flexible you really can be.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    I gotta get back to training flexibility - I used to be super bendy but after a bad dislocation I had to stop and so now it's been downgraded to just extra bendy

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Going to be hot to see the outcome of you becoming super bendy again. I'll agree to track your progress selflessly. 😜

    But no more dislocations please, that is not the kind of fun pain that we have in mind for you. 😘

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Oh no, carcinisation applies to sexy ladies too?

    They all eventually become crabs?!

    (It is rather amusing how simply black clothes + black background fucks with one's brain)

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Drake meme: Have crabs? ❌️ / Am crab? ✅️

    (There was a tiny bit of editing but yeah, the effect with the fabrics was really fun)

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    As the ancient philosopher Jonathan Davis taught us, freaks come on leashes. Hence, you sit like a normal person.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I'm just trying to figure out how you positioned yourself like that...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Perfect package! 🫦

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    Hell yes it is!

    (... not sitting like a freak here obviously, it's just a good photo of my ass)

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    ... If only Kurt Cobain could perhaps have been in your heart shaped box for a week, maybe he'd still be with us today...

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I doubt even my fine ass could have fixed whatever was wrong with him...

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    ... let me just put it this way...

    If I ever start a band, I'm gonna name it:

    "Courtney Love's Shotgun".

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    What's not to like?

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