He wishes there was such an easy fix for two planes flying into skyscrapers.

I see this often. Does this work better than just washing again with tablets? Or even just a water wash?

Do what I do- leave them in the dryer until you need to use the dryer for something else. Fuck the man!

I once went on a 2-week vacation and forgot to take out the very full and very moist trash out of my nice and warm kitchen.

It was... thriving, when I returned. Hard to describe how disgusting it was. I actually threw up while cleaning it out.

It’s flattering you think that’s the reason I smell.