Remember when you didn't even need to log into anything? I genuinely want the internet to go back to that
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What the fuck is that real?
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
How good is your boobs or butt detector?
Lol no, they aren't going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It's a joke about these "send us your ID to confirm your age" things get breached all the time
I believe it's a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.
While the data breach part isn't real, the rest of it is.
lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn't.
Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don't like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit
It's related to Australian social media ban for teenagers https://discord.com/safety/introducing-new-teen-by-default-experiences-for-australian-users It's not discord's fault, they are just complying with a ridiculous law.
Lmfao you don't read the community you're in?
I know this is a shitpost, but
"Your details are [...] not stored"
"We'll search for you in our database of breached personal information"

Hubs wanted to sell some used household goods but everybody is on Facebook marketplace and using venmo and cashapp and shit these days and I'm just like :| And now his friend says he wants to use zelle for me to go halvsies with him on hubs Christmas present. Fucking marks of the beast!


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