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[–] 51 points 2 years ago (6 children)

When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.

    - deciduous gang

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    Conifer deez nuts

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    imagine being the same boring green all year

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why not both?

    • message sponsored by larch
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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Evergreen never change their underwear

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Cries in Tamarack.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It's the shorter day, akshually

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    How treecist. 😅

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert

    Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?

    My wife: EVER... GREEN. Ffs they're coniferous

    Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Bitch, am I invisible?!"

    • The Larch
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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I think "imagine" could take the top spot from "well ackshually..." as the cringiest way to start a sentence.

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