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This would turn gay in exactly 47 seconds
At least keep it on topic. Make it a sexy Spiderman thread who wanted to fight crime using Rumblr but accidentally downloaded Grindr and is now wanted for hate crime!

Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)
Some background if anyone is interested.
America in 5 years.
American version has guns actually.
Probably, although don't dismiss how many mall ninjas there are out there thinking it would be awesome to fight someone with a katana.
Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?
"Dance-off at 3 pm. You and me. Be there."
That just sounds like Grindr again.
With a couple of tweaks you got yourself the Zoomer app edition of Mortal Combat.
Mortal Combat
That looks so wrong...
I don't think I've ever even seen it written that way
yeah it's better with a K
Kortal Combat
I prefer it with a w
Kortal Wombat
Funny enough, there have been a few attempts to create this for combat sports sparring and competitions, and every time, it gets immediately shut down due to liability. No gym would want to host a bunch of unvetted randoms and take liability for what they choose to do to each other, and few people were up for app-based competitions.
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