purple one is to die for

People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.

I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.

No added preservatives!

THEY ARE ADDED PRESERVATIVES!

Metaflow Arterial Conditioner looks delicious

Same vibe:

From left to right; peach, watermelon, lemon, grape, apple, guava.

🤘metalflow! 🤘

They look delicious, but I want to be deep fried when I die.

I wish I could read all of that text clearly

I'll go with pink or whatever the colour on the right is.

Introfiant for me thanks

I'd think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins...

Imagine getting drunk, breaking into a morgue and seeing this.

What, there's no morticians on this platform to explain exactly what each of these does to a body?

You know how when you were a kid you'd mix all the flavours from the soda fountain?

Dodge like the car company? gnarly, going for that complete vertical integration achievement

It'd probably be one of the pink ones, but don't discount the orange or purple options or you might just be missing out. Green is sometimes surprisingly good, too. Yellow's usually something like lemonade, a solid choice, but almost never the best tasting choice and most of the other typical yellow associated flavors are disappointing at best.

There's a part of me that's morbidly curious how all of these things work and how they're used.