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What could have been (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I only wish we had pictures of this nipple for educational purposes

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just because you don't have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien's really long nipple doesn't mean they don't exist.

    The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn't actually have a really long nipple. It's tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

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    • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    As someone with a really long nipple, I feel like you are mocking me and I am highly offended.

    Banned. Also double banned.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can appreciate most nipples of any size or length but only if they are uniform for both sides. One short and one long nipple is weird. Was one nipple ring heavier than the other?

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    • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I haven’t seen a shitpost of this caliber in a really long time. Bravo, OP.

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    • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Still easier to understand than the Silmarillion.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I feel like jurt would have laughed at this

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Such a tragic story made beautiful by good writing and a bit of compassion. 10/10

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