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[–] [S] 104 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

"without her wedding ring"

She sees the J.D Kirk writing on the wall

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  • [–] 70 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Hey now, Vance already has a restraining order, he isnt allowed within 200 feet of sofas, ottomans or Ikeas.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    ¡¡¡ LOVING DAVENPORTS IS NOT BEING COUCHOPHILE !!!! ...it's called vintage-sofa phile 🫣 🛋️ 🤫 😍 🍆

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  • [–] 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    He already changed his name, his religion, his politics, ignored all his law schooling, and now seems like changing his wife. He will do whatever it takes to take power

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  • [–] 61 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    This is completely stupid. However, with optics being everything, I can't imagine she didn't have a single aid remind her to put it on, just in case she did forget. If she did, then it's completely intentional and might actually mean something.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Couch sleeping? Dudes probably getting more nookie on the couch than he’s had in years with Usha.

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  • [–] 30 points 8 months ago

    Glad to see the Dems doing meaningful opposition finally 🙄

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago

    $5 she gets deported to South Sudan for Christmas lol

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Well, I've seen in SP that spouses of the first ladies are getting it on, so ...

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    SP?

    Sicilian Pravda?
    Sorbet Parlors?
    Soft Porn?
    Serbian Polemics?
    Swiss Poetry?
    Severe Pessimism?
    Southern Persia?

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Salty Persimmons?
    Spare Parts?
    Significant Pasteurisation?
    Salacious Pragmatism?
    Seven Pills?
    Settled Pieces?
    Startled Poltergeist?
    Scalded Privates?
    Serendipitous Pimples?
    Spelled Poorly?
    Sour Plums?
    Sexual Prowess?
    Semitic Principles?
    Santa’s Profile?
    Sextet Polka?
    Salmon Pendant?
    Saucy Politics?
    Schadenfreude Pig?
    Smithsonian Pedestal?
    Soggy Pants?
    Small Penis?
    Shouted Preamble?
    Sorting Place?
    Shifty Panda?
    Spandex Poll?
    Sentient Pentagram?
    Silent Parable?
    Stationary Pigeon?
    Smelly Pugilist?
    Shoddily Preened?
    Starter’s Pistol?
    Symbiotic Parasite?
    Self-Preservation?
    Synergy Pyramid?
    Soot Pole?
    Semblance Provider?
    Scunthorpe Party?
    Smashing Pumpkins?
    Seaside Porgy?
    Steely Pumpernickel?
    Storage Purpose?
    Seemingly Perfect?

    We may never know

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Yes, Dems, yes. Let the savage knuckle dragging cowards feel it.

    Edit: For the bleeding hearts who feel this is above them, remember where Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" led us.

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