Nah I fucking look like that too mate

Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

Aim for the forehead OP

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊

Yeah kinda

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

What the fuck man

I'd eat her

Eat potato salad

My bet is the face features were selected and shrunk then blended onto the original face

I join the angry noises

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I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."

I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

I'm gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too