Damn, maybe consider a reusable cup?

After his 13th cup he will get a meeting invite from his manager and HR to share some news with him. Prioritize your health and your family folks. No one gives a shit how hard you worked, you are just another worker bee making some filthy rich fucks richer

At 14 cups, he starts phasing out of our reality at the quantum level

Regardless of whether or not they're from the same day and what caffeine does: that's so much waste! If you drink at the same place, get a fucking reusable cup! Cutting down on this nonsense would do so much more than damn paper straws. It's not even hard. Drinking out of a nice cup is more enjoyable too. I really hate when I forgot my thermos or a store refuses to fill it

Brain: It is what it is.
Heart: But not for long.

that's like 6 peepee trips minimum

Just know the recommend intake of caffeine is sub 400mg a day.

Do you work for Cloudflare by chance?

You sure they're all from the same day?

And a regular Coke to take the edge off, I guess?

Heart problems incoming

Coffee increased heartrate, like exercise, but does not open up arteries, unlike exercise, so when you drink a lot of coffee it's like making your heart pound against a wall for hours.

Make sure you get up and do regular stretching.

Their poor body...

Damn😂 Most I’ve gone for is 3 cups

Just fine here. I'm more interested if they had a panic attack and left work early yet.

I start having headaches, and shaking after 4.

I used to abuse caffiene / coffee to an extreme. I had an espresso machine at home, and another in my office, and there were MANY days where was drinking more than 32 oz of espresso in a day. Most of my gastrointestinal issues can be directly attributed to this behavior. I don't suggest this to anyone.

That being said, I still can enjoy cold brew, and my morning ritual is a big tumbler with 1 cup cold brew , 1 cup water, 1 cup oat milk, and ice. That gets me through most days. I also do break it up where i switch to tea for extended periods.

This guy poops

1. Your keyboard is gorgeous
2. I wish I had your coffee budget
3. Ensure you're getting hydration otherwise too, right?

My caffeine was reduced 90% recently. If you wonder whether you can be more effective or sleep better on vastly reduced caffeine, I'm here to tell you that NO, there is no upside.

Must be Frank Drebin Jr

This is how you get spitters in left for dead

Dear god my heart hurts looking at this.

I bet it reeks of undiagnosed ADHD in there.

Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.