If you don't want your cat in a frying pan, do not get a perfectly cat sized frying pan

"I live in Japan

without the J"

Place makes food warm. Maybe it can make cat warm. Genius.

I don't think this is a very good recipe.

In German, we have a saying when something is unbelievable that roughly translates to "That makes the dog in the pan crazy" (Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt). Maybe it works with cats too, donno, never tried it.

Please do not the cat.

I like my meat rare but having my dinner mewing at me is a bit much.

Please. Don't. Eat. Him.

Pussy? For breakfast?

Your dinner seems undercooked.

c/ He Will Be Stir-Fried

What a handsome fellow

Have a buttery croissant for dinner instead of cat 🫶🏼

Pan is too small.

I know that's a complainy mew.