Horrifying but I kinda like em

now make me a rockussy

Whimsically terrifying.

I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

Langoliers

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

sigh

They remind me of steve harvey lol

New Death Grips confirmed.

$10 each or for all? I'd buy them for sure. I'd hide them around the property to mess with people.

Hairless Fizzgig

Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

This sure fills me with whimsey!

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

Slipkrock

They came from one of the prototype layers of hell

Unfortunately, Ohio