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[–] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Donuts

    OP is Obviously a cop!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You're forgetting alcohol!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Go to sleep one hour earlier.

    Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

    Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    just remember to drink water, kids

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

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    Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Meditation is better for you

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    My buddies Meth, Heroin, coke, valium and quaaludes - what shift?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)
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